An Explanation

Why am I undertaking such a laborious endeavor, one with the potential of starving my bank balance and fattening my hips? The reasons are manifold; many are irrational or at least highly eccentric, while others are still, no doubt, hidden in the recesses of my sub-conscious, waiting for a prime moment to reveal themselves. However, for those who need a better answer, I have attempted to outline below the immediate preceding to this mad adventure. Good night and good feasting!