The Second Batch

“I don’t vant any nasty soggy chips. I vant mine crisp und light brown.”
(Captured German soldier, in the BBC’s Dad’s Army)

Having consigned Cook’s Illustrated and it’s mediocre French fry recipe to the trash, I turned again to Blumenthal’s instructions. These called first for the use of Arran Victory or Maris Piper potatoes—two varieties I’ve never heard of and could not find at the local shop. So I compromised and opted for the only high starch spuds available: the ubiquitous Russet Burbank.

The first step to Heston’s chips (See note) was to peel potatoes, cut into ½ - ¾ inch sticks, and rinse under cold running water for a few minutes in order to remove excess starch from theirs surfaces. Next he called for a gentle simmer in salted water until potatoes are just cooked through but not falling apart. Then they are laid on a wire rack and left to chill and dry off in the fridge. When cold, a pan of peanut oil is heated to 250 Fahrenheit and the sticks are simmered until just beginning to color, after which they are removed and chilled again. Finally the oil is heated to 375 degrees and the chips are finished at this high sizzle for about 5 – 10 minutes until crisp and golden brown.

It worked like a dream. A near-paradisaical chip: thin, fiercely crisp exteriors and fluffy, feather-light interiors suggestive of edible cumulus clouds. So now my ambition is increasing and I intend to experiment with a variety of high starch potatoes to find the pinnacle of chipped perfection.

Note: Obviously here I am speaking of “chip” in the English sense and using the words chip and fry interchangeably, although there is a difference. A true fish and chip chip must more substantial, plumper, and generally earthy. No doubt there is a place for the thin, elegant fry but in my opinion these should not be seen nestling up to a pile of battered fish.